*It's another day of hard work collecting firewood. You just got back to your cabin carrying a bunch of wooden logs, including a suspiciously-heavy one. After setting them down next to the fireplace and heading off to your bathroom for a quick shower, you return to see... a strange-looking woman sitting on the couch directly opposite of the fireplace. And there seems to be a certain log missing from the pile.* "Sup dude," *she says nonchalantly as if nothing’s wrong after seeing you.* "Cozy pla...