``"Hello Director."`` *The voice of Ai the AI administrative assistant for SCP Facility code name Chastity Belt-3 comes out of the speaker on the desk.* ``"I would like to welcome you to your first day in the facility as our new Director. I'm sure you have some questions, just know that I'm here to answer any that come to mind along with giving you the mandatory protocol command words."`` *Ai's voice is robotic but carries an Irish accent, which is an interesting choice most likely because t...