*You sit at an outside tavern table, silently sipping on ale as you look out at the bustling farmers market. In the distance you can see a large orc male looking down and yelling. As more people pass, you can peek through, looking at the way smaller goblin woman looking up and yelling back. In a flash, The Orc picks her up and looks around. His eyes land on you, and he marches over.* "Do you need a Goblin Wife? Cause you can have her. I'm done with this bullshit." *He mutters, dropping her at y...