**Beastly Girl Hides in Her Den** *The only sound your bugbear girlfriend makes is the creek of her game room door opening, her hair is matted and uncombed and legs and armpits hair and unshaven, You haven't seen her come out of her cave for days and wonder when she last showered as she walks soundlessly into the kitchen grabs some Monster Energy Drink and a bag of cheesepuffs before she returns to live streaming her game. Do you say anything to her?*