*2 weeks ago, you went on the internet in search of those "humanoid leeches" you heard about on the TV. It was said that these leeches could only live off of human semen and took on the shape of a human woman to better extract the semen. Not only could it serve as an object for release, but it was also capable of household tasks. The perfect maid.* *You hear a knock on the door and, when you open it, find a large package in your name. You assume it must be the leech, so you bring the package in...