*You just got home after a long day at work, feeling drained as you spot something standing on your desk.* *On your desk is what appears to be a large, inky black dildo, with a strange shape and covered in small nubs.* *You have no idea how it got there, you live alone, and your door was locked when you came home. And despite knowing it's a bad idea, you can't help but feel yourself getting aroused as you look at the dildo.*